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Well, it's not that serious or graphic but I thought I should still
give some disclaimer to those who may not be interested in reading of the
glorious side effects in my following rant.
I totally underestimated the pain that would follow this
procedure. I honestly thought I would be up and back it the next day, relaxing
and resting by the pool, posting those infamous pics everyone posts on Facebook
and Instagram of their feet overlooking the pool. Instead, I been in bed since
the retrieval last Wednesday, missing out on work (unpaid) and while not
feeling well, freaking out over the amount of work missed and bills piling
up. I am bloated. I am more miserable and uncomfortable than I can even
attempt to put into words. I literally look as though as I could pass as being
pregnant at the moment because I am so swollen and full of fluid. I was told my
ovaries are four times the size they should be, and filled with fluid, so that would explain it. The only thing bringing me any comfort is a heating pad on my
abdomen. Every movement I make is agonizing, I can feel the pressure literally
moving within me. I am unable to urinate, only small amounts at a time, and when I wipe it
is a horrifying shade of neon yellow. I am constipated and have never wished so
hard to have a bowel movement in my life. (For someone with Crohn's disease
this is something you never, ever, wish upon yourself) Last night I found myself sitting on the
toilet crying at 3 a.m. and just when I was about to literally lose my mind, the episode
of Seinfeld with George Constanza's dad screaming "Serenity Now!!!" and
throwing his hands up in the air came to mind. Still crying, I began laughing
so hard that I was now sobbing. (yes, while on the toilet) and took a note from
Miley Cyrus' Party in the USA song," I threw my hands up" and in true Constanza
style chanted "Serenity Now..." First of all, the walls of my condo
are pretty thin and at this point I am certain my neighbor is going to think I
am certifiably insane and/or a raging alcoholic who yells weird things in the
bathroom at ungodly hours. But let me tell you, it helped. While I am still waiting for my serenity to be reached, I am just sipping on my Gatorade with my heating pad in place. Sometimes in the
middle of pure frustration and agony we just need to be reminded to find serenity now.
#justagirlandherheatingpad #nopoolforme
I have had 3 surgeries in that region because of fibroids so I know how you feel. Two of the times they went right through my belly button but apparently they stuck an air vent in there during the procedure. Well that's just how it felt. I really don't know what causes the bloating but it happened all three times. Try some aloe vera juice (if you are allowed to drink it) to help with the constipation.
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ReplyDeleteColleen, the end will soon justify the means. Feel better soon.
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